- Don't split up...that's when everything goes from bad to worse
- When in a creepy place (local haunted\abandoned house etc.), don't have sex...those people always go first
- Related to #2: it's always good to be a virgin or to bring one along...that person usually has the power to break the current curse
- Be able to run faster than at least one other person...in case you can't break the curse :)
- Go for the head: A head shot or decapitation usually stops the bad guy\zombie\creature
- Until you've removed the head, don't stand idly by the slain bad guy\zombie\creature...they're most likely going to cure their wounds and attack again
- If cornered, always lie to the bad guy\zombie\creature...when they ask "join me or die", say "OK" and then wait for an opportunity to betray them later. Don't say, "No way scum! Death to you and your legions!" as this only invites anger and certain death.
- ??? You got any more ???
Monday, November 24, 2008
Life Lessons learned from watching Horror Films
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