Have You Seen This Commercial?

It's for the Neutrogena "Wave". The spokesperson is that girl from "High School Musical", Vanessa Anne Hudgens.

She demonstrates how easy and fun it is to use and that even her friends noticed the difference in her skin...

I'm thinking, What??? Her friends noticed she looked even more 18 than she did before using it?

Have you noticed all the beauty adds that use a young woman to show off the results of their product? They never needed to use it in the first place?!? kind of funny :D

My DIY Demotivation Poster

Make your own poster at Despair, Inc.

My Leprechaun's

Demotivators

Ambition The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly

I thought this was awesome...A friend sent me a link to Despair Inc., what a great idea! I need to get some of these posters.

Other favorites:

Cluelessness
There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

Delusions
There is no greater joy than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality.

and,

Mediocrity
It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late.

Cool Web Cam

I took this snapshot from the...

Pyramids of Giza Web Cam

Ninja Text

Favorite Indian Song

Choli Ke Peeche Kya Hai

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My Cat

Montage

Look closely...

Customer Support Call Funny

I just got this from a friend...I find it completely hilarious because I actually worked at WordPerfect, at one point in my career, doing phone support, and had to talk to similar customers...though I never called them f***ing stupid...to their faces :)


This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed
from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to
say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing
the Word Perfect organization for 'Termination without Cause'.
Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now
I know why they record these conversations!):

Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?'
Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.'
Operator: 'What sort of trouble??'
Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.'
Operator: 'Went away?'
Caller: 'They disappeared.'
Operator: 'Hmm So what does your screen look like now?'
Caller: 'Nothing.'
Operator: 'Nothing??'
Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.'
Operator: 'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??'
Caller: 'How do I tell?'
Operator: 'Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??'
Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?'
Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?'
Caller: 'There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type.'
Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator??'
Caller: 'What's a monitor?'
Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??'
Caller: 'I don't know.'
Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??'
Caller: 'Yes, I think so.'
Operator: 'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.
Caller: 'Yes, it is.'
Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??'
Caller: 'No.'
Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.'
Caller: 'Okay, here it is.'
Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer.'
Caller: 'I can't reach.'
Operator: 'Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??'
Caller: 'No.'
Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??'
Caller: 'Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark.'
Operator: 'Dark??'
Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.
Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.'
Caller: 'I can't.'
Operator: 'No? Why not??'
Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.'
Operator: 'A power......... A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now.
Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?'
Caller: 'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.'
Operator: 'Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store
you bought it from.'
Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?'
Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.'
Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??'
Operator: 'Tell them you're too f --- ing stupid to own a computer!!!!!'

Name the movie...

"Are three prunes too many...and are two not enough?"